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| Wednesday, May 30th, 2012 | | 8:48 am |
| | Tuesday, May 29th, 2012 | | 8:04 pm |
Marital Visit
The odd thing put away in the wrong place – cups and plates back in the cupboard that I always leave out, curtains open on the street that I always keep drawn, remind me of your recent brief progress through here, looking for something in the attic. How could I forget: butter in the fridge, but never eggs, burnt matches everywhere, in spite of the gas lighter, jam jars soaking in water to get the labels off. How typical of you to give the Chinese teapot a last chance to prove itself in company. And look at that tea towel slung like your signature over the back of a chair. I could weep for the small spoons lying down with the forks, the corkscrew with the tea strainer. Leave them where they are forever? Or harden my heart and put them back where they belong? Hugo Williams (2008) | | Sunday, May 27th, 2012 | | 1:10 pm |
| | Saturday, May 26th, 2012 | | 11:06 pm |
Лучшее в Евровидении -- это Твиттер. | | 6:09 pm |
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| | Friday, May 25th, 2012 | | 1:11 pm |
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| | Thursday, May 24th, 2012 | | 7:36 pm |
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| | Sunday, May 20th, 2012 | | 6:37 pm |
ad vestales graecas
Despite the disintegration of their politics and economy, the Greeks can still muster a crew of vestal virgins to light and nurture the Olympic flame. The ceremony had a bogus feel but, dressed in that clinging material the Athenian sculptors rendered so miraculously in marble, the virgins of Vesta the goddess of fire really did look as though they had served as caryatids or just stepped from an ancient frieze. ( отсюда) | | Saturday, May 19th, 2012 | | 9:03 pm |
How to
DO remember that the best snubs are the ones that give the impression that you have changed your mind about something. Turning down an invitation immediately with an excuse, even a vague one, isn't a snub; as Sofia has shown, accepting an invitation and then cancelling at very short notice is. So, DON'T say "I'm sorry, I can't come after all because I realised that I had a conflicting engagement, what a terrible shame, I'll make it up to you". DO say "I'm sorry, I can't come after all because, well, you know". Then, do a close-lipped smile. И другие полезные советы о том, как правильно и эффективно выразить свое презрение (хотя я не вижу совершенно точного русского эквивалента для [to] snub). Между тем, западная молодежь открыла для себя бактерицидный гель как алкогольный напиток. | | Tuesday, May 15th, 2012 | | 7:42 pm |
| | Monday, May 14th, 2012 | | 7:27 pm |
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| | Sunday, May 13th, 2012 | | 11:02 am |
| | Saturday, May 12th, 2012 | | 6:52 pm |
Непереводимая игра слов на местном диалекте
...Then again, you can hardly eff and blind when addressing a leading independent school such as Brighton College. Not unless you happen to be a war hero like Douglas Bader, who reputedly treated the girls of Roedean or Cheltenham Ladies’ College (the uncertainty hints at urban myth, but we’ll let that pass) to a story of airborne derring-do in which one Fokker appeared on his tail, another Fokker attacked him from above… and so on, until the headmistress tried to staunch the pubescent giggling with: “Gels, I should perhaps explain that the, ahem, Fokker was a Second World War German fighter plane.” “Madam, that may very well be,” so legend has Bader responding. “These buggers were in Messerschmitts.” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/9260243/We-public-schoolboys-need-a-good-beating.html | | Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 | | 11:00 am |
Первое в истории нигерийское письмо
Calabar February 2nd 1929. Kind Sir, On opening this epistle you will behold the work of a dejobbed person, and a very bewifed and much childrenised gentleman. Who was violently dejobbed in a twinkling by your goodself. For Heavens sake Sir consider this catastrophe as falling on your own head, and remind yourself as walking home at the moon's end of five savage wives and sixteen voracious children with your pocket filled with non-existent £ S D; not a solitudery sixpence; pity my horrible state when being dejobbed and proceeding with a heart and intestines filled with misery to this den of doom; myself did greedily contemplate culpable homicide, but Him who did protect Daniel (poet) safely through the lion's dens will protect his servant in his home of evil. As to reason given by yourself — goodself — esquire for my dejobbment the incrimination was laziness. No Sir. It were impossible that myself who has pitched sixteen infant children into this valley of tears, can have a lazy atom in his mortal frame, and the sudden departure of eleven pounds monthly has left me on the verge of the abyss of destitution and despair. I hope this vision of horror will enrich your dreams this night, and good Angel will meet and pulverise your heart of nether milestone so that you will awaken, and with as much alacrity as may be compatable with your personal safety, you will hasten to rejobulate your servant. So mote it be - Amen Yours despairfully Sgd. Asuquo Okon Inyang. http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/10/dejobbed-bewifed-and-much-childrenised.html | | Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 | | 7:48 pm |
Правила ономастики
Не нарекайте мальчика именем его отца. Помните, что однажды настанет день, когда их начнут называть "Старый Джон" и "Молодой Джон". Не датируйте девочку ее именем. Jubilee -- прелестное имя, но его обладательница не поблагодарит вас лет через тридцать. How to Be a Good Wife 1936 |
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